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angelgazing) wrote2005-06-03 01:31 am
angelgazing) wrote2005-06-03 01:31 am
oh twelve, bitch
So. Due to a stroke of genius on my part, I decided that I should stop reading O12 fic until after I've seen the movie. Especially since I had the movie in my possession and just didn't want to stop reading the fic to watch it. It's like a thing.
1. I do not like Julia Roberts. Even through the greatness of her playing Tess playing Julia Roberts. She really, really does play the role all wrong. She's too fucking serious for these movies.
2. I totally should've left the gray-hair gag in that long ass Rusty/Danny fic I just wrote. There are like two people who know what I'm talking about, but still. I mean, dude. ::facepalm:: It was so there. With the whole "Rusty isn't fifty. Does he look fifty? Do I look fifty? Do I look fifty to you? How old would you think I was? FORTY-EIGHT?! Do I look fifty?" ::giggles:: And. Yeah. That amused me. I will not go back and rewrite that scene as an add-on to anything though, because goddamn it that fic was 22,000 words.
3. Rusty is in love with Danny. Danny knows this. Danny dislikes Rusty's girl. Rusty dislikes his. "Wash she worth it?" "Was Tess?" heh. No, I'm not just hearing what I want to hear. Really.
4.There should be Brad/George RPS I am vaguely in love with Brad Pitt's mouth. And I don't like RPS. Really. ::is shifty::
5. "Huh" as a response to a dramatic situation never stops being funny. I still giggle when Mal does it, I suspect I'll still giggle when Rusty does after a couple more viewings.
6. There should be more movies with Brad Pitt in a bathrobe and George Clooney in a sort of undone tux where they're sitting on the couch in a hotel room and drinking a lot.Especially since you have to wonder how it came about that Rusty got to be undressed.
7. I may have something of a baby crush onLinus Matt Damon. Shut up. Seriously. I mean the guy went from movie with the fight where he gets the better of a guy who has a knife with an ink pen for fucks sake, which is hotness enough, to the shy, sort of bumbling kind of cute kid in the heist movie of slashiness. The boy is clearly love.
8. Canon is so easy for me to ignore/wank away it's scary. Oh, yes, watch me reason all this away. Give me a few more viewings and I'll be ranting about this bitchtastic bunny where the whole thing with Isabel is just to get back at her for something or another.
9. Rusty is a terrible thief without Danny. Look at how much he almost got caught.
10. Love will not cure boredom. So don't even try.
And. Er. Spoilers there if you haven't seen it and care to.
1. I do not like Julia Roberts. Even through the greatness of her playing Tess playing Julia Roberts. She really, really does play the role all wrong. She's too fucking serious for these movies.
2. I totally should've left the gray-hair gag in that long ass Rusty/Danny fic I just wrote. There are like two people who know what I'm talking about, but still. I mean, dude. ::facepalm:: It was so there. With the whole "Rusty isn't fifty. Does he look fifty? Do I look fifty? Do I look fifty to you? How old would you think I was? FORTY-EIGHT?! Do I look fifty?" ::giggles:: And. Yeah. That amused me. I will not go back and rewrite that scene as an add-on to anything though, because goddamn it that fic was 22,000 words.
3. Rusty is in love with Danny. Danny knows this. Danny dislikes Rusty's girl. Rusty dislikes his. "Wash she worth it?" "Was Tess?" heh. No, I'm not just hearing what I want to hear. Really.
4.
5. "Huh" as a response to a dramatic situation never stops being funny. I still giggle when Mal does it, I suspect I'll still giggle when Rusty does after a couple more viewings.
6. There should be more movies with Brad Pitt in a bathrobe and George Clooney in a sort of undone tux where they're sitting on the couch in a hotel room and drinking a lot.
7. I may have something of a baby crush on
8. Canon is so easy for me to ignore/wank away it's scary. Oh, yes, watch me reason all this away. Give me a few more viewings and I'll be ranting about this bitchtastic bunny where the whole thing with Isabel is just to get back at her for something or another.
9. Rusty is a terrible thief without Danny. Look at how much he almost got caught.
10. Love will not cure boredom. So don't even try.
And. Er. Spoilers there if you haven't seen it and care to.
Re: <small>wtf?!?!?!?!</small>
I don't know how you do that. Laser gun? Fires? Death glares?
Re: <small>wtf?!?!?!?!</small>
Has anyone told you lately that you are evil?
Just as long as you know...
I'm not looking for it... I do not need that kind of temptation.
Don't blame you...(though it does sound
kind of hot...)
I don't know how you do that. Laser gun? Fires? Death glares?
I know one thing that doesn't work, cats!
Re: <small>wtf?!?!?!?!</small>
Yes, actually. I don't get it, personally, but, whatever. ::giggles:: Something about me taunting characters in their head, I think. What's your reasoning?
Cat's scare me. I think it has something to do with my mother's seeming to wish me ill. They (all 49574 of them) have this nasty habit of scratching me whenever I go outside of her house. Then they get in the path when I'm walking Rocky (doggie. v. cute) and just DARE him to chase them and he'd get torn to ribbons by their evil claws or something. ::shudders::