bwahahaha

[angelgazing]

Oh, oh did you all need proof that I was going to hell?

Because I totally have it now.

I just googled for a Catholic dictionary. To help me write this Harry/Draco fic.

Yes, yes, I'm writing H/D. With a healthy heaping dose of blasopheme on the side. Here. Have a cookie:


He remembers the cold hard blanket of comforting lies and he misses them. He recalls the straight-backed smirk of things he never really had. There's a brace in owning that's gone and left him slumping, slouching against the ash blacked wall of a Muggle church that's only mostly standing.



Now, don't you regret encouraging that? ::snickers::

I still want a sparkly rainbow coloured basket for the ride. I want to make a splash going down. :p

Comments

[lynntownsend.livejournal.com]

Erm...you're only going to hell if you don't finish this...
(Besides...did YOU have the brass overies to put the pairing
Harry/Bible!God on a HP slash site? Oh crap! Was that YOU?!?
Never mind...*blushes*)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Heh, it'll get finished. You know, eventually... ;)

(No, no, that wasn't me. ::ponders:: I'm... not sure how that would work, really... lol But now I'm thinking about it! Oh noes! ::giggles:: )

[lynntownsend.livejournal.com]

Well, the plot looked like it was going to be:"Harry becomes a born-again xtian", but it
WAS on The Silver Snitch, a *slash" site,so I
was forced to draw the obvious conclusion.
(Which would probably involve MPreg if you
follow it to the obvious conclusion. Hee!
*Hums "If Jesus Had A Baby Sister" softly to
herself* )

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

::scratches head::



Harry fell to his knees, hit the dirt floor hard, and his hands grew dusty. "B-But," he asked, and was frowned upon.

God wore a fur-lined coat, brown and soft against Harry's cheek when He stepped forward. "You're ready for this," He answered, and Harry's armed wound around His waist. "The world is ready for this."

"How can you be sure?"

God laughed, softly, and curled his fingers around Harry's wrist. His hair stuck up at odd angles too. "Who do you think you're talking to?"

Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[lynntownsend.livejournal.com]

*Hillbilly accent* Oh, yes you did!
Are you going to finish it?
*Smiles real evilly, and swears that she's going
to watch Joan of Arcadia just so she can get all
the in-jokes and references*

Re: Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Oh no I didn't!

No!

That's it! It's done! No more! ::Facepalm:: Cause. er... Vagueness is Teh Way. Yes. That's it.

PMT kicks in...Be afraid,be very afraid...

[lynntownsend.livejournal.com]

OMG?!? THEY KILLED KENNY JOAN OF ARCADIA?!?!!?!?!

YOU BASTARDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SLASH MUST BE WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!PLOT BUNNIES MUST BE APPEASED!!!!!!!!!!!
GO MY VILE ARMY OF THINGIE! GO AND WREAK HAVOK
UNTIL THEY ARE SORRY!
*Sends Vile Army Of cats evil minons who
go and wreak havok on[Glances out window]Um,not
very much actually...*