regret me, bitch

[angelgazing]

There is a... a thing in my floor with lots of legs and feelers. You know what I hate most about tiny, tiny bug things? Feelers!

Now, usually I'm fine having this whole "I won't bother you if you won't bother me" thing going with bug things, but this one has decided to take advantage of this and disappear. Which is much less comforting than you'd think since he isn't gone he can't be. I just saw him there!

And fuck all I may've just named him Pete. In my head. My brain did it without my permission. Now I can't find him and kill him because I typed him up there and my brain named him Pete. But I can't put my feet in the floor either because he might be there with his feelers.

I need Pepsi.

And Charlie.

And Don.

And Don in his thigh holsters and nothing else.

That'd deal with the bug.

(Or make me not mind so much.)

Also, GIP. Because I am obsessive.

Comments

[affectations.livejournal.com]

Ah that sounds so awful. Once I thought there was a cockroach thing in our apartment and I started freaking out so much because it disappeared and we tried looking for it and it was GONE. And then I called my dad and I was like 'OMG I think there's a cockroach in my apartment' and then he started telling this awful story that happened to him where...uhh it is way too gross and awful to tell and I started freaking out MORE. And he was like' I'm not joking, it's ' because he is very paranoid of cockroaches because of what happened to him. So I was too scared to do anything for ages but then we found it and killed it. Yep, that's the whole boring story. :D

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG I hate cockroaches! They are Of The Suck. ::shudders::

And, ugh, I do not EVEN want to know about your Dad's story. lol I get the feeling it will leave me all "squick! ew! squick!" ::giggles:: Am I right?

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

IT'S HECTOR!!! FROM SBP!

"Wotcher, Angel..."

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG IT IS! Only more rolly polly shaped and Pete named. Also, I found him and then I lost him again.

He says Hector is an arse though. ;)

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude...

Don't be knockin' Hector, now.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I didn't knock Hector!

Pete did.

Said something about Hector being a bully. With sticky buns.

[silentauror.livejournal.com]

Oh, good gods... I hate bugs!!! It doesn't matter that he has a name! He's a dirty parasitic beast who'll drink all the Pepsi while you're looking the other way... kill him now!! Save yourself!

*gets hysterical*


*paranoidly checks all nearby walls, floors & ceilings for possible wildlife*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha! OMG And I totally almost made a post the other night about a big giant FLYING bug thingy that landed on my can of Pepsi and freaked me out. Bugs are eeevil.

Pete was actually pretty pathetic when I found him. He was on his back and couldn't get righted again. Poor Pete.

[silentauror.livejournal.com]

Aw, jeez... now I actually feel sorry for Pete! But the wriggling... *wrinkles up nose*

I love your bug-on-the-Pepsi-can story! You totally should have posted that! See, I told you they'd drink all the Pepsi...

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Aw, I know! But he was all "::wabbles this way wabbles that way is stuck and wobbling and probably assured of his doom::" and I was all "::pouts:: I don't want to like you, stop it." And he didn't so he won.

Really, my issue is with the feelers. And I used to play with these things when I was little. lol

Hee I do all my bug freak outs on LJ, it seems. I didn't want to make people think I was crazy. Well, crazier.

[silentauror.livejournal.com]

*nervous laugh* Hadn't been keeping that in mind... eep!

The feelings are the nastiest, honestly. When I was living in Atlanta, there was a hole in the wall in our shower, behind where the shower head goes, and there was a roach who lived in there. He never came out when anyone was in the shower, but just knowing he was there, behind you, was unnerving. Of my two roommates and I, I was always the first one up, and I hated going into that damned bathroom, only to find these two long feelers waving about from that hole. *shudders at memory* We called him Willy, though. There was another roach, too, named Billy. He was bigger, more aggressive, and flew at my face, buzzing one day. That was a bad day.

Still. Spiders are my absolute freak-out. Think Ron Weasley and multiply by an embarrassingly high number.

Great. Now I feel itchy and paranoid. :)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

::shudders::

Ok. Now I'm paranoid and itchy. Damn you and your spying, flying, pervy roach story. ::shudders more::

I hate spiders. I don't jump and shriek and flail at them like I used to. Not unless they are on me. Not like I do cockroaches and wasps, anyway. lol

I'm very freaked out by this flying thing. We don't have THOSE kind of cockroaches here. ::shudders:: I don't think.

[silentauror.livejournal.com]

Well, it was in inner-city Atlanta... at the height of summer... it was gross. The worst morning was when both roaches were out and about, and there was also a wolf spider on the floor of the shower. I lived in Atlanta for four months in the summer of 1999, and this story still causes me to pull my feet up, shrieking. Have you ever seen a wolf spider?! They're big and shiny, and they have claws on the ends of some of their legs! So you can actually hear them moving about! Yeah. So, two roaches, and then a wolf spider comes running out of the corner of our shower towards my feet.

I showered in someone else's bathroom for the entire next month, I was so freaked out!!

Sorry! I probably haven't made the paranoid/itchy thing any better with this, hey? :) *hugs* Let's talk about something nice. There are rabbits that live in my backyard, even though I live on a really busy street with tons of traffic, buses, and whatnot. The bunnies are very cute. We leave food out for them and then watch them in the wee hours of the night. :)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Awww bunnies!

I mean, no. Bunnies are evil. lol They need to Not Be So Evil. They're gonna give me brain damage one day. ;)

As for the rest of your post... Well, I believe ::shudders:: wraps it up nicely. lol

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

*hug*

Sounds like you need a large jar to trap him under and then bring him outside.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

::hugs back::

You know, if I could find him I just might help him escape. Arg! What is wrong with me?

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

...I think it's sweet.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

lmao Well, I will not help the escape of spiders or wasps. So there. :p

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I fully commend that. Spiders are...spiders. And wasps sting me even after they're dead. So evil!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's true. They're crafty evil little buggers that way.

I completely refused to get in the car this morning until the wasp left it. I feel this was a wise choice on my part. The wasp, upon his death, probably agreed.