Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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Chin's already out on the lana'i greeting the day when Danny steps out with a much-needed cup of coffee.

“Morning.”

Chin raises his glass of juice in salute. “Howzit?”

“Good. Pretty good. We had the... the thing, and mini-McGarrett’s fine, so.” Danny takes a good long gulp of his coffee and sits down so Chin won’t have to crane his neck.

“How’s Steve?”

“Y’know. Steve. Wore himself out running in circles in his brain and then crashed out in the car.”

“Hmm.”

Somehow - Danny has no idea how - Chin manages to convey amusement and exasperation in one wordless sound.

“We’re OK; Steve’ll get there. How about you? You look... terrible, actually. No offense brother.” It’s true, now that Danny’s looking at him up close: there are black circles under Chin’s eyes, and his face is so pale and washed-out it makes them stand out like bruises.

“Thanks,” Chin says wryly.

“Anything I can do?”

“Only if you can wind back the clock about four years.”

Uh oh; trouble in paradise. Just what they all need. “Umm, OK. Mind if I ask why?”

Chin shakes his head. “You were, what, twenty-six when Grace was born? I’m going to be thirty-eight. Malia’s not much younger.”

“Yeah, so?”

“So this could be it. If she stays with me she might never have children of her own. I can’t be responsible for that, Danny.”

Oy vey. Danny scrubs a hand over his face, taking a minute to figure out where to even begin trying to respond to that. “That’s... Are you kidding? She’s been with you every step of the way for months.”

“I know. I dragged her into this and I shouldn’t have.”

“You asked for her help and she said yes instead of telling you to take a hike. Look, I don’t want to step on any toes here; I know you guys have your history. But from where I’m standing it’s not just up to you anymore. Sorry, buddy, that ship has sailed.”

“Damnit.” Chin runs a hand over the back of his neck and then shoots Danny a sideways look. “When did you start watching Dr. Phil?”

“Hey! I’ll have you know I paid good money for a real shrink when Rachel split.”

Chin snorts. “It shows. You’re a paragon of emotional stability, Danny.”

“At least I let people help me when the want to, Chin Ho Kelly.”

“Yeah, yeah; point taken.”

“You’re worse than Steve sometimes, and that’s saying something.”

Chin dips into his fruit salad and tosses a chunk of pineapple at Danny’s head. As a conversation-ender it’s juvenile and inarticulate, and once again Danny marvels that he’s the “open and honest” one in this little ohana. Rachel would laugh herself sick.

But it is what it is, and Chin looks a little les like he’s about to drop himself off a cliff, so that counts as a win.

Self-sacrificing morons, Danny’s surrounded by them.

Aww, Danny's helping everyone :)

Danny just wants to share his hard-earned Dad!expertise, especially since Steve and Chin are both so dense :-)

Eeeee! Chin & his manpain, this is so wonderful!

It had to be done! Chin isn't himself without liberal helpings of manpain :D

I love Chin here *hugs Chin tight* And Danny as the "open and honest" one is SO TRUE!

Thank you!

Confession: Chin is my favourite. Even when he's a failboat he's a failboat in the name of protecting people he cares about so I mostly want to hug him instead of smacking him in the back of the head LOL.

Oh man, Danny's *life*! He is SO not used to having to be the calm, centred one haha!

Oh, you have such an amazing grasp of all the characters. Danny marvels that he’s the “open and honest” one in this little ohana. Hee!

Thank you so much *beams*

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

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