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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2011-02-16 11:26 pm

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme


Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!


Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.


The Rules


♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

Comment and share the love! ♥
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MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-04-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Chin hits his third trimester hard, like landing face-first in gravel, and he’s back to sleeping fourteen hours a day. And apparently Steve hasn’t learned a damn thing, because he gloats about having a later fucking bedtime. Seriously, Danny has no idea how Mary managed to grow up with this asshole and not smother him to death in his sleep. Kono puts up with it for about five minutes before innocently suggesting a sparring session. To help Steve keep fit, naturally.

She knocks Steve on his ass a dozen times – the idiot doesn’t seem to want to acknowledge that his centre of gravity is wildly different – and Danny and Malia laugh until they cry.

Not long after, Steve passes the half-way mark of his pregnancy and Malia finally talks him into a scan. She sets it up for a date when she’s working the night shift, and Danny and Steve ninja their way into the hospital at three in the morning, sleep-drunk and stumbling into each other.

By the time they get to the examination room, Danny’s a little more alert and more than ready to get his first glimpsed of Steve’s baby. Not that he says bupkiss to that effect, because as per-freaking-usual Steve is Mr. Cool. He doesn't even flinch when the cold jelly hits his skin.

Steve looks at the screen and screws up his face; clearly he has no idea what he's looking at. Which is kind of ridiculous, because the resolution on this thing is a hundred times better than when Gracie was cooking, no lie. And Danny knows from ultrasounds – his family hands around pictures of Williamses-to-be like party favors – so he’s got a pretty damn good idea of what they’re looking at. More specifically, what they’re not looking at. “A girl?” he blurts out, because yes. Finally, something in this whole mess that Danny’s familiar with. He can handle a girl; girls are awesome.

Malia shoots a glare at him sideways. “We usually ask each parent if they want to know.”

“It’s fine.” Steve’s voice is smooth and flat, and it gives Danny the creeps. When he turns to look at him... nothing. Danny’s never seen that Face before, slack and dispassionate and so very not-Steve-like.

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Re: MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] somehowunbroken 2011-04-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
OH NOOOOOOOOO

Come on Steve, you have to love your little girl baby!
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-04-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Steve has been whapped upside the head with "OMG it's an actual human being!"

Poor failtastic Steve.

Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] spaceystacey81.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
whens the next part gonna be posted?
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-05-18 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I know it's been a while. My Dad ended up in hospital, so writing got derailed.

I'll try to have something up by Monday CST

Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] spaceystacey81.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Can totally understand why you would have other stuff on ur mind, love the story.

Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] fawkesielady-ed.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg! Just found this thanks to [livejournal.com profile] somehowunbroken and holy crap! ♥
Waiting for more (notice the absence of the word patiently there. lmao.)
Yay mpreg! *hugs you*
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] princesslanie.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
yay a girl
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] wolwiegirl3.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS. THIS IS AWESOME. BUT YOU CAN'T END IT HERE!
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-05-20 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's going to be more, don't worry. I got sidetracked because my Dad went into hospital for what was supposed to be routine surgery and then recovery went Not Well At All :-(
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[identity profile] wolwiegirl3.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh, I'm sorry to hear that ! I hope it well get better for you and your Dad
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Re: MPREG 16/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-05-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He's getting a lot better now. Slower recovery than we were hoping for, though; stupid hospital >:-(