Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
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They fuck their way through the second trimester, and by the sound of things Chin and Malia are pretty much doing the same. Danny really could have lived without knowing that Chin is loud, and the fact that the curses he comes out with make Steve blush is frankly disconcerting. But Danny just bites his tongue and tries to avoid staring at the lovebirds when they slink down for breakfast, because if anyone deserves wall-slamming, bed-breaking reunion sex it’s Chin and Malia.

By and large things are going good, even if Danny’s opted out of having The Talk with Steve more than once. More than twice. OK, maybe a lot, but for whatever reason Steve is letting him, and not making any moves of his own. Which is fine. Things are stable; everyone’s happy and getting along, even Kono and Malia. Especially Kono and Malia, but Danny is not even going there. The point is, why rock the boat? Danny hates getting wet.

Of course, what Danny hasn’t counted on is that they live in Hawaii, where everybody knows everybody. Somebody spots him buying prenatal vitamins or something, because the next time he goes to drop off Grace Rachel is waiting to interrogate him about his mysterious new girlfriend and their apparent love-child.

“There’s no girlfriend. Just Steve,” Danny blurts out, and then winces because that was maybe not the best way to start this conversation.

Rachel’s eyebrows disappear up behind her fringe. “Oh. A surrogate, then? ”

Yeah, that’s as good an explanation as any. “Rachel…”

“It’s awfully soon, isn’t it? Or perhaps it’s not. You know, we really should get together for dinner, the four of us, and…”

“No.”

“Daniel, really…”

“Not yet, OK? I don’t want to say anything to Grace right now. This whole… thing wasn’t exactly planned, not by me anyway, and I don’t know where it’s headed. Steve’s the… the father, but he’s kind of touchy and if he changes his mind about me, or whatever, I just don’t want to let Gracie in for a world of hurt.”

Edited 2011-03-24 23:52 (UTC)

There is more of this and I am so happy, ahh, cannot even tell you. :D Oh Steve and Danny, and Danny being all worried that Steve isn't serious about him, and oh, so much love for this! ♥

Thanks! I'm thrilled that people are still reading :D

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