Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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So, that’s life for a while. Danny splits shifts with Malia at Casa Preggo whenever he can, praying each day that when he gets there the house won’t have burned down, or Chin won’t have snapped and drowned Steve, or Steve won’t have broken a limb trying to prove that pregnant or not he’s still got it. He makes healthy, well-balanced, home-cooked meals for the ungrateful bastards (it’s not his fault Malia’s made Rules) and most nights Chin crashes out by eight-thirty, but Steve is still trying to prove he’s Super-fecund-man, able to stay up later and get up earlier. More often than not that ends with Steve half-sprawled in Danny’s lap in a drooling, snoring mess by nine-thirty. Danny would complain more if it weren’t oddly soporific – Steve’s weight and warmth and solid presence, even when he’s asleep. Danny hasn’t slept as well in years as he does during those cat naps, and he’d feel a smidgen of guilt about that except hey, Steve’s the one who’s chosen to use him as a body pillow.

Eeeeeeeeeee!! Danny as Steve's body pillow? Chin drowning Steve (AS IF)?! Casa Preggo?! SO MUCH LOVE!! ♥

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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