let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

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Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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I Guess I Said I Was Your Husband (1/?)

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(containing some of my favorite cliches, including hurt/comfort, hospital bedside confessionals, Grace being adorable, everyone thinking Steve is Danny's husband, and Steve meeting the Williams's)

Steve saw it all, the man coming toward him, the glint of steel, Danny pushing Steve out of the way, the knife sliding into Danny’s stomach once, twice, three quick times, right below his vest.
Danny let out a gasp of surprise, a cry of pain, and then fell to his knees, collapsing onto his back, body arching with a strangled scream. Steve dropped to his knees, laying his violently shaking hands on Danny’s blood-drenched skin, trying desperately to find a way to cover all the wounds at once. “Hold on Danny, hold on, you’re going to be ok,” Steve pleaded, keeping his hands pressed tight against Danny’s stomach, bringing his forehead down to press against Danny’s, keeping their gazes locked together.
“Babe, n-no I’m not,” Danny choked out, eyes starting to close, but Steve grabbed Danny’s face, squeezed it between his hands, forced those eyes open again.
“You have to be,” Steve begged, and he lowered his lips to Danny’s, kissed him desperately, tongue against the roof of Danny’s mouth, lips pressing hard enough to leave bruises. He felt Danny start to violently shake and pulled back, taking his coat off and wrapping it around Danny’s body, keeping the pressure on Danny’s stomach.
Steve barely registered the footsteps, Kono’s scream, sobs, Chin’s voice barely able to choke out the words, “Officer down. Assistance needed immediately!” All he heard was Danny, each word a labored, painful effort.
“Tell…Grace…her Danno loves her,” Danny gasped out, his hand inching forward to grab Steve’s weakly. “Danno…loves…you too babe.”
Danny’s eyes closed, his breathing stopped, and Steve swore he felt his breath stop too. He’d never seen Danny this still, this quiet, and it was enough to break him down, but Steve couldn’t let it.
Throwing the coat aside, Steve ripped off Danny’s vest, began the compressions and breath, the count in his head and the feel of Danny’s chest under his hands the only things keeping him together.
Danny’s chest suddenly heaved, his head tossed back with a strangled breath, his eyes flying open, and the paramedics rushed onto the scene.
Steve staggered backwards as the medics descended. “He was stabbed three times,” Steve choked out, hands flapping uselessly at his sides. “He stopped breathing once, but I brought him back in one minute eleven seconds.”
The medics carefully loaded Danny onto a stretcher, and carried him into the ambulance. Steve kept pace with them, and started climbing in with Danny.
“Sir…” one of the medics began, raising a hand.
“I’m his husband,” Steve blurted out. His eyes widened, his hand flying up to his mouth, as he realized what he’d just said. As he opened his mouth to explain, to say he knew full well that wanting to be the husband of someone he wasn’t even dating, and actually being said person’s husband, were two very different things, the medic stepped aside, allowing Steve entrance to the back of the ambulance.
Without hesitation, Steve shut his mouth and climbed in, immediately grabbing Danny’s hand and bringing it to his lips, murmuring “I’m here, Danno, I gotcha.”

To be continued…