Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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It occurs to Steve that they will probably be in the closet for quite a while. It occurs to Steve that he ought to give up on the escape attempts and just find a way to shut Danny up.

To hell with it, Steve thinks, but what he says is, "Hey, Danno. You wanna make out?"

Danny responds to this by looking as though he is chocking on something. He even makes a brief "hkk" noise before he goes back to talking again, saying, "How could that possibly, Steve, that is not even a plan, are you actually insane, that, the sense that makes, it is actually none, no sense--"

But Steve interrupts him by running his hand through Danny's hair so it all sticks up the wrong way. Most of it falls right down again, but a few pieces are still up. It makes him look like a deranged quail. An attractive, angry, deranged quail that is very much in Steve's space and has his hand on Steve's shoulder, still, where he put it after getting the lights. He smiles manically at Danny's hair.

"You don't have to. But I'm bored?" he tries. It's more than just boredom, of course, for him. He spends a fair amount of his time wanting to kiss Danny, but the right time hadn't really presented itself.

"I, you, do you even understand what appropriate work boundaries are? I mean, sexual harassment suits, those are a thing, okay?"
Before Steve actually has time to worry about that, Danny has shifted his hand to the back of Steve's neck and pulled him down into a kiss.

It starts out with the usual careful negotiation, who tilts their head and whose tongue goes where. And when he opens his mouth and immediately finds Danny's tongue right there, running carefully over his teeth, Danny's hand at the back of his head tilting his head right---well, no. That would be letting Danny win (not to imply letting him win for those five seconds wasn't amazing).

He gets a hand on Danny's hip and a hand full of blonde hair and pushes away from his wall and further into Danny's space. Danny's head hits the wall and he huffs protest into Steve's mouth before biting his lip. Which, okay, wow.
This also means Steve gets to shove his tongue into Danny's mouth, and that's, yes.
Danny sucks on it.
This is clearly going somewhere fast because Steve is achingly hard already and Danny is shoving a thigh between his legs and goddamit, apparently Danny is a slut for it because he moans when Steve runs his tongue along the inside of his bottom lip just there--

and Kono opens the door.

Steven is well aware that even ninja reflexes will not make this look like anything other than what it is, so he moves back only slightly and leaves his hands on Danny (despite that Danny is rapidly turning a truly hilarious color). Upon some deliberation, he says, "Uhm. So. Hi, Kono."

Kono closes the door.

Danny says, "I am going to fucking kill you."

Steve kisses him again. Danny lets him.

OK, this is AWESOME *fits of giggles*

Steven is well aware that even ninja reflexes will not make this look like anything other than what it is, so he moves back only slightly and leaves his hands on Danny (despite that Danny is rapidly turning a truly hilarious color). Upon some deliberation, he says, "Uhm. So. Hi, Kono."

Kono closes the door.

Danny says, "I am going to fucking kill you."

Hahahaha this is the besssst!

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE THE BEST WHEN RIGHT ABOVE ME RESIDES A FIC IN WHICH STEVE GETS MPREG BECAUSE "HE'S COMPETITIVE"???

it's not possible because THAT IS THE BEST

(also, THANK YOU and also SO GLAD IT CAUSED LAUGHTER and also CAPS LOCK)

Because it made me smile on what has turned out to be a rather shitty day.

my day has been kind of shit too, but then I made this person on the internet smile.

Then I stared at the screen for ten minutes and tried to decide how to express how happy that makes me.

Awww, aw, man, I love this trope. Love it so much! And the way Steve fails to be smooth and just goes for it is adorable. ♥

Thank you! We all know Steve is totally capable of being charming, I just think sometime he doesn't care enough to bother.

Especially around Danny.

oh, and duh. THANKS FOR HOSTING COOL THINGS AND ALL.

I am SO happy you picked up my stuck in the closet prompt!! This was so funny and hot and wonderful! I flove that Kono just closes the door at the end.

She's probably in the hallway LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and considering how hard Danny would try to kill her if she opened the door again and took a picture.

AND THANKS
Like I said, don't usually write, BUT THEN THIS JUST HAPPENED and there was nothing to be done but post it.

So. Why exactly don't you write? Because this rocks! It rocks my socks. You. Just. I don't even know! But I do love you for this!

I don't have the drive to do it, is all! And I've got no one to beta stuff when I do finally write things. Hence the typos in this (or is there just one? I dunno).

Thanks so much, though! I had fun writing it.

Well, I hope that drive kicks in every once in a while, because you're a great writer! Betas are very easy to find, all you have to do is ask. :)

well thank you very much! If I ever manage to write anything longer than a page I'm sure I could find someone to help me out.

I beta sometimes. JSYK.

oh yeah? awesome! if I write more for this fandom mayhaps I will bother you about that :)

*DIES LAUGHING*

This is the BEST. THING. EVER.

*loves*

thank you so much!

Hilarious, I literally laughed out loud. It's S/D so of course it was hot!

thanks so much! glad it made you laugh :)

*gigglesnort* This is awesome! Only they could get stuck in a closet that locks. I could just imagine Kono's face! And heee, I figured McGarrett would try kissing Danno if only to shut him up. LOL. Lovely work.

oh, thank you!
it was fun to write :)

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

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