Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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Right this minute Danny is feeling not-so-smart. Actually he’s feeling a lot of things that he can’t really afford to think about just yet, because there’s Stuff to do. He manages to find a plastic bucket in the laundry, and he sets it on the floor next to the couch. Sets up Saltines and rice crackers and what have you on the coffee table. Puts the gaggle of drinks in the fridge, sets the kettle to boil, wipes up the crumbs of Cocoa Puffs he managed to leave on the table. And then there’s no more busywork, so he has to get down to business: levering Steve up off the floor. If Danny’s shoes end up with puke on them Steve is so paying for new ones.

“OK, that’s enough lying around.”

Steve flips him the bird but it loses most of its impact since he’s still hanging on to the toilet bowl for dear life with his other hand. Danny gets down on one knee and slings Steve’s arm over his shoulders, dutifully ignoring Steve’s protests. “Come on; it’s disgusting in here, and if I leave you on the floor any longer Malia’ll have my hide.”

"Please, just let me die."

Surprise, surprise, Steve the secret drama queen does not die. Danny shuffle-steps him into the living room, dumps him on the couch and (hopefully) steps out of the line of fire.

“OK, you need to drink more. Take your pick: we have peppermint tea, ginger tea, chamomile, ginger beer, Powerade…”

“You smell like chocolate,” Steve says, wrinkling his nose and reaching for the bucket.

~~~

After a truly epic amount of complaining (after forcing Danny to go brush his teeth twice to nuke the smell of coffee and chocolate) Steve falls asleep watching an old Superbowl replay. It's not even a little bit endearing how predictable he is.

No really, it's not. Steve's all sweaty and he stinks and his mouth his hanging open and... Danny wants to get him a blanket and tuck him in.

Fuck.

It's so not fair. They've never even hooked up. OK, so there was that one time they got stupidly drunk and made out on the floor of Steve’s living room (it’s a miracle Danny can remember that much; why they were on the floor shall forever remain a mystery) but they’d both been too wasted to get it up, so that doesn’t count, right? Right.

Danny retreats to the kitchen and carefully considers having a breakdown but there’s only so much room in the day for unnecessary drama and Steve is hogging it like an only child. And really, that explains so much about Mary, no lie.

Edited 2011-02-21 15:16 (UTC)

the last paragraph is hysterical! Steve is hogging the drama like an only child, indeed.

Thank you for writing!

Thanks for reading!

(This fic is trying to turn into a monster)

a monster like the monsters of Monsters Inc., right?
amazing and fluffy with a tiny one eyed green side of angry?

....oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
PERMANENTLY CONVINCED THAT SULLEY==STEVE AND MIKE==DANNY. and Boo==Grace, oh my god.

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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