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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2011-02-16 11:26 pm

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme


Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!


Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.


The Rules


♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

Comment and share the love! ♥
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MPREG 3/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-02-21 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Malia is, to say the least, not happy to have two patients to deal with in her off-hours instead of one. She doesn’t yell – Danny admires her fortitude that she can manage to not yell in the face of Steve’s dumbassery – but her voice is clipped instead of the honey-smooth Danny’s come to expect when she rattles off a list of everything she thinks Steve might need. It’s a long list, and Danny scribbles frantically trying to get everything down. By the end of it he’s feeling so wrung out he almost sobs with relief when Malia promises to come by at two. Almost.

The next call is to Kono – “Steve did what?” – because there is no way in hell Danny’s leaving Steve alone right now. Who knows what crazy scheme might pop into his head next. And since Kono is a goddess in human form she volunteers to swing by Lilihana on her way and pick up the breakfast of kings. Today would be a good day if it weren’t for the behemoth dry-heaving in the bathroom. Although on the bright side at least Danny doesn’t have to sit in there next to him and hold Steve’s hair back while he curses Danny’s name (Danny is not surprised in the least that Rachel and Stan haven’t had a kid, because the first trimester with Grace was brutal).

"Boss?" Kono's voice rings out loud and clear, way quicker than Danny had dared hope, and she has coffee.

“He’s in the can. And you are long overdue for a serious raise; I’ll be sure and tell Steve as soon as he’s, y’know, upright.”

Kono winces. “That bad?”

“That bad. Ugly. The worst.”

“What the hell…?”

“I’ve been asking myself that since I got here.” Danny shrugs, takes the pastry bag off her and sits down at the table for a well-earned feast.

Kono just stares at him for a second before shrugging too and sitting down opposite Danny. They get through a cup of coffee each and four Cocoa Puffs before she asks, “Seriously, Steve did this on purpose?”

"Apparently."

“Oh… kay…”

Steve chooses that moment to retch again, loud, and Kono grimaces, turning a shade of pale Danny hasn’t seen on her before. And considering she’s just done Danny a great kindness he’s feeling… magnanimous.

“Why don’t you take the rest of the day off, hit the beach? I got this.”

“You sure?” Kono says, but Danny’s pretty sure it’s just pro forma; she’s already up out of her seat and edging towards the door.

“Go before I change my mind.”

Kono doesn’t waste any time; she’s out of there so fast the door bangs shut behind her and rattles the window. Smart lady.
Edited 2011-02-21 10:50 (UTC)

Re: MPREG 3/?

[identity profile] ityellsback.livejournal.com 2011-02-21 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
this is, this is wow? this is my new favorite thing. Please, do go on.

God, just. Pregnant because he couldn't let Chin be better at it than him.
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Re: MPREG 3/?

[personal profile] ariadne83 2011-02-21 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)