Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
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Steve responds immediately and it nearly kills Danny right there, the slide of Steve's tongue along his, the press and nip and pull of his lips. How this kiss went from Danny initiating to Steve controlling in a matter of seconds. Not that he's fucking surprised.

And he decides he doesn't care as he presses into Steve, chest to hip, and hears Steve's groan as their cocks collide, feels the fucking electrifying rumble pass from Steve's chest to his through a god damn layer of Kevlar. His hand is cupping Steve's dick through his pants, cradling the rigid line and relishing the twitching spasms when he squeezes him.

He kisses Steve filthy, his tongue sliding in deep then pulling back before he scrapes his teeth along Steve's stubbled jaw and whispers, "I'm gonna suck your brains out through your dick, Steven. What few are left after your little fall today."

He doesn't wait for a response, just starts unbuttoning Steve's pants as he sinks onto his good knee.

God, he hates buttonflies. He gets three open before just grabbing the waistband and jerking the cargoes the rest of the way down to Steve's ankles.

Steve's hands find him, one resting on his shoulder, the other curving into Danny's neck and hair, just behind his ear. Danny mouths over the hard cotton-covered line of Steve's cock, then pulls away the last barrier between them. Steve's dick springs free and nudges against Danny's neck as he nuzzles into the dark hair around his partner's base. "You're mine," he mouths against the side of Steve's cock.

And then he can't wait any longer, one hand gripping Steve's dick tightly, the other pulling him in by his hip and taking him deep in one smooth stroke.

He hears Steve mutter a string of curses ending with 'god Danno, your fucking mouth' and a choked off groan that Danny decides he wants to hear again and again. He pulls back, tongue swirling and busy, toying with Steve's slit, tasting him, sucking hard for more pre-come like it's life-giving - and he looks up, sees Steve's head tilted back against the wall, his eyes tightly closed, his mouth open. Fuck, he's beautiful.

Danny can feel Steve's hand on his shoulder, gripping his shirt tight, can feel the muscles in his partner's arm vibrating against him. He slips his fingers from Steve's hip up and underneath where the vest is not as tight as it would be for official business. Under Steve's t-shirt, under the vest, tracing up the lines of his abs, his chest, and pressing into that spot that he knows is tender, bruised, until Steve grunts with the pain, and looks down at him.

Danny can see his eyes filled with it; red-rimmed not with the physical pain, but with the knowledge of what today did to Danny. The cost of his partner seeing him go down like that. "God, Danny. God, I'm sorry. Fuck."

Danny closes his eyes and goes back in deep, but not before a tear leaks down one cheek.

He redoubles his efforts, giving Steve the messiest, wettest, fucking noisiest job he's ever given. His jaw aches with it, but it's delicious and so god damn good. Both hands on Steve's hips and he's pulling him until Steve just takes over and fucks into Danny's mouth and in a matter of moments is calling his name in warning, but Danny just takes him deep and swallows him whole.

Almost immediately, Steve's knees give and he slides down the wall and they collapse in a highly undignified heap. "Fuck, Danny, fuck" and he's reaching for Danny's belt and his fly and just pulling him out through his boxers and oh fuck he has Danny's cock in his hand and starts jerking roughly before Danny feels like he's even settled. No such thing as settled.

It doesn't take long - one, two, twist, four - and Danny's coming hard. All over Steve's semi-hard cock, all over the vest.

The fucking vest that saved Steve McGarrett's life today.

And thereby saved Danny Williams' life as well.

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Oh so much yay for this! :D

Thank you! :)

SO. MUCH. WIN.

The you almost died and I flipped out but now you're alive so let's have sexytimes! cliche-seriously one of my favs EVER. and you wrote it brilliantly! Danny going completely crazy with two guns, freaking out over maybe!dead Steve, the hole being over his heart, Danny making Steve put the vest back on so Steve gets it, and then the hot fabulous sexytimes. This is so so good!!! It makes me want to write more Steve/Danny. It also really makes me want to see you write more Steve/Danny!

Thank you so much! (And for the prompt that legitimized it - lol!) I'd already decided I ~~wanted~~ needed to write Kevlar!kink and, really, what other direction is there but some kind of angsty close call. :)

It also really makes me want to see you write more Steve/Danny!
*blushes furiously* Eeeeeee!! Thank you! <3

Sex as reassurance that the other is, in fact, alive and well is such a great cliche. It's so charged, and then when it's first time on top of that...

So, so good. Thanks for writing it! :D

Cliches are cliche for a reason! ;)

Thank you so much! <3

One of my top favorite cliches and you did it so well! I love crazy-with-rage Danny with his two guns! And when Steve finally gets it and apologizes... :D I'm still grinning!

YAY!! Thank you so much! <3

I think I commented on this when you posted it in your LJ, but I love this. Such a delicious cliche and you write it so well. I love how Danno goes nearly psycho, almost Neo like and takes everyone out because he sees Steve go down and then finally just MAKES Steve understand by making him put the vest on and then the delicious blowjob and the caring and the understanding and they finally GET it. *guh* Also Steve has an incredibly amount of trust in Danno because like Danny says, he could be knocked out in two seconds flat if Steve really wanted to. Risky move he took, but it looks like it paid off. Yay! Also Kevlar!kink and upagainstawall! *guh* Yum.

Lovely work hun :)

Thank you, sweets! I still really like this one myself ~~and wonder where it came from~~. ;)

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

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