Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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"So Straub and Queens are both swamped, big pileup from the fog on the freeway, and Kapi'olani can't send anybody til seven," Steve announces with his arms crossed as if he's going to ward off a sneak infant attacks. "They said we could bring her in any time, but--"

"We don't have a car seat," Danny finishes. He sets the bottle on the floor next to the chair and sits the baby up so he can soundly tap her back until she lets out an impressive little belch. He catches the milk that comes with it using a shirt he'd fished out of Steve's desk drawer.

"Is that my shirt?" Steve asks.

Danny doesn't even look up. "For the cause, my friend, for the cause." He sits back and snuggles the nearly-asleep baby up against his chest before he slowly levers himself out of the chair. His back and his knee have both gone stiff; he figures he'll walk it out a bit. "You look like shit, McGarrett. Tell you what, I'll take over, as I have been doing since I walked in, and you go home and get some sleep. The EMTs will arrive and I will ensure this little lady is settled where she belongs. Then I will go home to sleep and you can go catch bad guys without me tomorrow. Today. Whatever."

Steve continues to stand in the middle of the office, looking exhausted and obstinate. The baby gives a happy little sigh, and Danny pats her back.

"You're good at that," Steve says quietly, almost admiring, before he coughs self-consciously. "A natural."

"The first time they gave me Gracie she was about this big, and she was utterly furious," Danny half-whispers and stops to stand just in front of Steve. "She had the Williams lungs, and I was absolutely certain I was going to gravely injure her if I breathed on her wrong. We couldn't believe they let us leave the hospital with her."

"I've never," Steve says, watching the baby, "I've never held one so little. I was sure I was going to break something."

"Nah, they're actually pretty resilient," Danny tells him, and he's tempted to give the baby to him--you don't get good at something unless you practice, after all--except he looks pretty beat. "Steve. Go home, I got this."

I just keep going AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW because, seriously, best cliche ever, they're so cute. :D

EEEE THANK YOU!

(I have a little teensy bit more below? And the end is in my head, to come out hopefully soon...)

This is SO adorable! I can't wait for more!

Thank you, so much! I'm not done yet, but there's a little more below...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN...!

THANK YOU! I AGREE ON THE AWWWWW.

A little more is below? And more to come....

"The first time they gave me Gracie she was about this big, and she was utterly furious,"

Heee I can picture that so well ♥

*g* Danny Williams, falling in love with a VERY ANGRY TINY BABY. *wibbles*

(A little more below, and I want to assure you that I've got the ending in my head, I will certainly finish this...)

oh my god adorable. hearts in my eyes.

*glee* Thank you! (I've added just a little, and I'm certainly still working on it...)

Aww so adorable. ♥

Thank you, so much!

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I've got a wee bit more, below! (And will certainly finish it!)

Thank you, for reading!

;-; i need moooore

*points down* There is more, a little bit! And I'm going to finish, certainly!

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

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