Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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Okay, this got too long for me to fuck with comments, so here's a ~relevant part. Read the rest here (http://templemarker.livejournal.com/25827.html)!

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"Hi Danny," Steve said, and Danny rolled his eyes.

"Spit it out," he said. "Whatever it is, we're not high schoolers with dramatic secrets. You've been dancing around telling me something all day, so just suck it up, Army Ranger, and do it."

Steve's eyes narrowed. "The fucking Army—okay. Okay, I don't care about that, I'm going to let that go, but I wanted to ask you something."

Danny waved his hand in the air. "So…?"

"Funny you should mention high school," Steve said, sounding like he was chewing out the words, "because I just got my high school reunion notice in the mail, and I was wondering if you'd, uh. Go with me."

Danny raised an eyebrow. "The venerable Steve McGarrett goes to his high school reunion?"

Steve looked pained. "I'm obligated," he said. "I could always use being out of the state as an excuse, but this time Allie Han made me promise. She sicced her twin boys on me. It was bad—I didn't have any choice but to say yes."

"Torture by toddlers," Danny said. "I'm familiar. But why me? Why can't you just go by yourself, have a drink, shake a couple of hands, and exfiltrate from the roof?"

Steve hesitated, but then seemed to commit to going through with it. "There's this…woman." He sighed, and it sounded long-suffering. "Michelle. She, uh. Had a thing for me in high school. And she heard I was back in town, I guess someone put that link from the paper on Facebook or something, and she's been. Well."

"Trying to chase you up so she can tie you down," Danny supplied, crossing his arms over his chest and raising an eyebrow.

Steve shifted uncomfortably and leaned against the doorframe. "Something like that. I just thought that—maybe if she thought I was taken, you know, unavailable—"

"Really unavailable," Danny said, with a grin.

Steve answered with a small smile of his own. "That's the idea," he said, blowing out a breath in one long rush. "So. What do you think?"

Danny pretended to give it a moment's thought, but he couldn't hold it, he just laughed and swung his bag over his shoulder, clapping Steve's back as he left his office. "Okay, McGarrett," he said, betting he looked just this shy of evil if Steve's vaguely panicked look was any indication. "I'll be your fake boyfriend for a night to save you from the Fury."

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS FOR MEEEE. ♥♥♥

FAKE BOYFRIENDS! HIGH SCHOOL REUNION! DANNY BEING THE BEST PRETEND BOYFRIEND EVER! ♥

<3333 anytime!

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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