Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING OMG /o\

Whatever, whatever, ILU MOAR!

BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS! THAT'S WHAT! \O/

No Nic, NO. ILU MOAR!

CRAZY THOUGHTS. CRAZY LIKE STEVE

WHO IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL! SO WE ARE BACK AT THE BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS! LOGIC! I LEARNT IT FROM YOU! >:)

THAT IS NOT LOGIC. THAT IS, AT LEAST, NOT LOGIC THAT IS EARTH LOGIC.

Though Steve is stupidly pretty. Gaah. I want to put my hands all over him. This, I suspect, is also a problem Danny has. When Steve isn't the size of his daughter's toys.

BUT WE ARE NOT ON EARTH GROUND! WE ARE IN MEMESHIRE, FANDOM! THAT LOGIC IS TOTES SOUND HERE!

I believe that the Steve-touching is a widespread affliction... I also believe that the only person who could be displeased about it would be Danny, possibly Steve when he realises Danny is upset by all the other people touching him (this is starting to sound like a sexpollen!fic. Where is the H5-0 sexpollen!fic?)

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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