angelgazing: (h5-0 - smiling the smile of the smitten)
angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2011-02-16 11:26 pm

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme


Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!


Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.


The Rules


♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

Comment and share the love! ♥

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve holds up his hands in supplication. "Okay, okay! I'm going already. I just need to switch the grill off, I'll only be a second. Bedroom's upstairs, second door on the right. Go on up, I'll be right there."

Danny trudges up the endless steps, tugging his tie off half-way. He hadn't even thought to change before he'd been out the door and into his car, all nervous energy and exhaustion, driven by his need to either kill Steve or tie him to the bed so he'd stay there and Danny could finally sleep.

He ropes the undone tie over his shoulders as he tugs his shirt buttons undone with clumsy fingers, feeling the longed-for oblivion lapping at the edges of his awareness. He finds the bedroom, walks inside without even checking for any possible threats, he's that tired, and drops his shirt and tie on the floor by the perfectly-made bed, all hospital corners and fluffy white sheets. He thinks he moans in relief.

The footsteps padding up the stairs falter for a second before quickening. Danny unbuttons his pants and pushes them down his hips, kicking off his shoes and leaving everything in a heap on the floor. His socks quickly follow before he crawls between the sheets and falls face-first into soft pillows that smell like Steve. He breathes the scent open-mouthed, desperate. If he wasn't so drained, he swears he'd get hard just from that. As it is, he barely has the strength to flop to the side, so his back is facing the centre of the bed, and waits for that final thing to push him under.

Steve walks into the room at last, staring at Danny sprawled in his bed for a moment too long.

"McGarrett, get your ass over here. Don't make me get up, now," Danny threatens; though in the state he's in, a kitten could take him on and win.

He feels rather than sees Steve tug off his shirt and walk over. The bed dips under his weight, rolling Danny closer towards the middle. Steve stretches his freakishly tall body down, shifting so his bare chest is pressed to Danny's back; the warmth of his skin is like an instant hit of some soporific drug, every muscle in his body relaxes at once and Danny can only sigh in relief. Then Steve's arm is around him again, and he's settled more comfortably against his front.

"Sleep, Danno," Steve murmurs into the nape of his neck, stirring the soft hairs. Danny thinks he feels the touch of lips pressing a kiss into his skin; but by that time he's falling, falling, safe in Steve's arms, and his last thought is that he'll figure out a way to thank him in the morning.

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] msdillydally.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaawww, Danny! Can't sleep without a crazy, gorgeous navy seal in your bed. Loved it! :D

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I had a crazy, gorgeous Navy SEAL in my bed, too! XD I'm so glad you liked it!

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GODDDD. I love this cliche! And that Danny likes to be the little spoon and how absolutely delighted Steve is by the entire thing. And, and, Kono as leader if the world. <33333 So adorable I can barely stand it.

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
\0/ Yay!! I love that cliche so much, too! I'm so glad it pleased! :D

I'm really hoping someone writes a 'Danny turns into a kitten/dragon' idea! <3 I want it so, so bad!

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, Danny would be the angriest little kitten/dragon EVER. Why, why dies it not already exist?
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Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] photoclerk.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but I want moooore of this. <3 so good. <3
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Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] stealmyhorses.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I second this!

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, bb! /cuddles

...There might be more. :D For all that I knocked this out in two hours tops, it's kind of gotten hold of me. If you're sure you want more, that is... XD
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Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeee! I love these kinds of fics, and this was so adorable and cuddly and now I am sleepy all over again from the happy. that makes sense, i promise. ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! \0/ Sleepy is always good! I really want to curl up with Steve to cuddle me, too! :D I love those kinds of fics, too! <3

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] templemarker.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Danny! It's okay to want to sleep well with the dude you're in love with!

This was lovely.

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! And yes, it's totally okay, Danny, bb! <3
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Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] supergreak.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is fantastic! I love this cliche, and the cuddling is just adorable.

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
\0/ Surprise cuddle attacks forever! :D

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
♥_♥

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com 2011-03-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this is so awesome :) More, pretty please?

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
\0/

There will be more, eventually! :D

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] ousoonerfan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Love this story.. :)

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] la-mariane.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwwww! So very cute.

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That was adorable. I love how it takes two weeks before Danny finally gives in and admits he needs Steve to sleep. Hee, so stubborn! Love the part about the SEAL DNA. But I don't think he's 6'5, more like 6'1 (Alex's actual height). Hee. But I'm sure in Danny's eyes, Steve seems like he is 6'5 cuz he's so tall compared to him. Such a cute fic for such an adorable cliche! Love it :)

Re: The one where Danny can't sleep without Steve, 5/5

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes yes Danny should know better than to hide it from his Steve! :D So glad you enjoyed it!

And yeah, I was mostly being a smartarse about the height/weight thing. I guess I should have exaggerated it further to make it work -- and I think I did in the cleaned-up version.