I...feel like I'm new to crack? Possibly. Either that or I am embracing it more fully. because crack is fun, yo.
(okay, and it's also what I do when I'm trying to write things with ~feelings, and the feelings get too hard. see: Sleepless in Seattle WIP, started early february. Since then, three crack-ish fics have popped up, and 1-2 more are in progress. yup.)
DRAGONS! Steve is prettiest of all princesses! And poor Danny is the most disgruntled of all knights. I feel like if anyone were to write an actual medieval au, with dragons, Danny would be this kind of accidental knight person who wnet around slaying dragons, because he somehow always got involved in the dragon messes, and there were all these damsels in distress all "You saved me! now we should get married because actually my parents stuck me here for this purpose and I"m a princess and this is how the story goes tralalala" and he would be like >:( no. tell your parents to stop giving you to dragons. I am disgruntled and have to go fight more dragons. And eventually he would run into steve, who would be all: "no, I do not need your help, I totally have this." Danny:o.O"Oh really? because it looks to me like you're trapped in its claws, weaponless, I might add, and not very likely to escape. But, okay, you got this one. really" Steve: stubborn face "yes, I do." And then the dragon with the fire and almost eating of Steve, and Danny defeats the dragon, but not without getting a nasty scratch on his arm. And pretty much it's just the first episode with dragons after that. And that's also how steve starts being called "the prettiest princess" by danny, since he usually rescues princesses, and what steve doesn't tell him is that, yeah, he kind of is a prince, but that's a different story.
Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified
(okay, and it's also what I do when I'm trying to write things with ~feelings, and the feelings get too hard. see: Sleepless in Seattle WIP, started early february. Since then, three crack-ish fics have popped up, and 1-2 more are in progress. yup.)
DRAGONS! Steve is prettiest of all princesses! And poor Danny is the most disgruntled of all knights. I feel like if anyone were to write an actual medieval au, with dragons, Danny would be this kind of accidental knight person who wnet around slaying dragons, because he somehow always got involved in the dragon messes, and there were all these damsels in distress all "You saved me! now we should get married because actually my parents stuck me here for this purpose and I"m a princess and this is how the story goes tralalala" and he would be like >:( no. tell your parents to stop giving you to dragons. I am disgruntled and have to go fight more dragons. And eventually he would run into steve, who would be all: "no, I do not need your help, I totally have this."
Danny:o.O"Oh really? because it looks to me like you're trapped in its claws, weaponless, I might add, and not very likely to escape. But, okay, you got this one. really"
Steve: stubborn face "yes, I do."
And then the dragon with the fire and almost eating of Steve, and Danny defeats the dragon, but not without getting a nasty scratch on his arm. And pretty much it's just the first episode with dragons after that. And that's also how steve starts being called "the prettiest princess" by danny, since he usually rescues princesses, and what steve doesn't tell him is that, yeah, he kind of is a prince, but that's a different story.
....uh. yeah. anyway.