Jizz, you might be the best thing to have ever happened in the world, EVER.
Hyperbole, what's that?
No, but really. You are incredibly humble and seriously, seriously funny, and the writing, did I mention the writing? I would cut my fucking arm off to be able to write that well. Like, you can break your heart and make you laugh and make see a character in a whole new light all at the same time, and Jesus fucking Christ, where did you sell your soul, woman? Get you get me a good deal? (It's a bit tarnished, natch.)
Um um so I think what I mean is that I want to marry you from afar and sometimes less afar, hahahaha and if you ever stop writing - anything, not Inception stuff, obvs. - I will come over there with a gun and sort your shit out. Don't make me.
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Hyperbole, what's that?No, but really. You are incredibly humble and seriously, seriously funny, and the writing, did I mention the writing? I would cut my fucking arm off to be able to write that well. Like, you can break your heart and make you laugh and make see a character in a whole new light all at the same time, and Jesus fucking Christ, where did you sell your soul, woman? Get you get me a good deal? (It's a bit tarnished, natch.)
Um um so I think what I mean is that I want to marry you from afar
and sometimes less afar, hahahahaand if you ever stop writing - anything, not Inception stuff, obvs. - I will come over there with a gun and sort your shit out. Don't make me.