God yes. I am almost positive I wouldn't be at all interested in reading about their emotionally healthy relationship where they talk out all their problems and feelings and learn to compromise. Unless the are bartering with guns and/or sex.

Actually, I was telling gyzym yesterday that I totally want the story where Arthur like, goes to anger management classes or some bullshit, and Eames pulls his usual things to get on his nerves and Arthur is the most calm ever, so Eames just tries HARDER to annoying him and tries harder and eventually Arthur is like YOU ARE FUCKING WITH MY ZEN, ASSHOLE. And Eames pokes him or something and does absolutely everything shy of actually saying OMG PAY ATTENTION TO ME. And eventually Arthur is like I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU. DEATH THREATS DO NOT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP MAKE. And Eames is like bah and then he's like :D WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP? And Arthur throws something at his head.

And then they make out. ~the end~