I love this fandom sfm

[angelgazing]

bookshop is hosting another fluff meme, and you should all go check it out and participate because, um, it is a thing of joy. I don't know what else to say. JOY.

So far, I've written Eames the Ice Cream Truck driver, but there are probably more to come because I really don't want to do homework. WHAT WILL IT BE, YOU GUYS? Tattoo parlor AU? Dog walker!Arthur? Kissing booth? That cupid!Arthur I owe aredblush? Something else completely random and ridiculous?

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[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

ALL THE CLICHE ONES. ALL OF THEM. THE BUTTERFLIES AND THE SKULLS AND HAHAHAHA GOD, NAS, NAS, WHAT IS THE WORST TATTOO YOU'VE DONE I MUST KNOW.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

BUTTERFLIES AND SKULLS AND GOTHIC-FONT STATEMENTS AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE DREADED DOLPHINS, PLEASE! AND OMG. OMG NIC IT WAS SO HORRIBLE I CAN'T EVEN USE CAPSLOCKS TO DESCRIBE IT. There was this girl, right, who told her friend she wanted to get a tattoo and he, being a very helpful friend, drew her something. Now, before I get carried away by the horror of this memory, I'd like to point out that I am not a judgy person, I always try to be open minded and understand that everyone has their own style, okay? Okay. Now, this guy who draw something for the girl? He thinks he can draw like Michelangelo. The reality (and I don't want to be cruel, but I went to freaking art school, I freaking know what I'm talking about!) is that this guy draws, as my visual art prof used to say when we turned in something appallingly horrible, with his feet. He gave the girl a picture of something that she told me was a sun and a moon mashed together, but actually looked, and believe me I am not exagerating, like a wonky fried egg with a runny yolk with strange little black dots floating around (which I later learned were supposed to be bats). And she wanted me to tattoo it exactly like that. And I had to, too, because she wouldn't hear a single thing about redrawing it to look like a fucking sun and moon together. When I finished inking her she was all "omg this is so cool! I'll tell everyone you did it!" and I told her to please, please, not to do it because there was no way I wanted anyone ever knowing that I did something so horrible.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OH MY GODDD... HAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY BUT... HAHAHAHAHA

EAMES SHOWS UP WITH SOMETHING HE'S DRAWN HIMSELF, AFTER ARTHUR REFUSES TO LET HIM USE FLASH, AND ARTHUR IS JUST LIKE :| WERE YOU DRUNK WHEN YOU DREW THIS? AND EAMES IS LIKE ...NO? AND ARTHUR THROWS IT AWAY AND POINTS TO THE DOOR.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU LAUGHING DDD: OMG IT WAS HORRIBLE, OKAY? I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WISH SHE HAD ASKED SOMEONE ELSE TO INK HER BUT I MUST HAVE BEEN A KITTEN MURDERER IN A PAST LIFE, FOR THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION OF WHY I WAS BURDENED WITH SUCH AN ATROCIOUS TASK.

AHAHAHAHAHAH POOR EAMES! I'M SURE HE THOUGHT HIS DRAWING WAS A MASTERPIECE :((( (on a side note, telling someone that their drawing is horrible, without offending them is the worst part of the job. I wish I had Arthur's nerve)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I AM ONLY LAUGHING BECAUSE... BECAUSE HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE IT'S TERRIBLE?

No, no! Eames knew his drawing was terrible! He was just messing with Arthur. It's his very favorite past time, you know. AND AND Arthur goes out of his way to offended Eames! Eames kind of likes it until he sees Arthur with someone else and realizes he's the only one getting treated that way.

Then he fucking loves it.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW OKAY? I THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD SEE HOW IT LOOKED LIKE A BOTHCED FRIED EGG BUT NO. NO. SHE THOUGHT IT SHOULD REPLACE THE MONA LISA. IDEK.

Ooooh *______* Eames gets the special treatment! It's funny because it's true! I tend to be very blunt with friends and very tactful with complete strangers. Eames, you should feel freaking about yourself <333