I AM SORRY! I PLEDGED MY LOYALTY TO THE CRUSADE FOR HAPPINESS! YOU'VE BECOME MY MOST CHERISHED WEAPON (the joy you bring me!) AND SO I CAN'T STOP YOU WHEN YOU GO ON A CAMPAIGN FOR JOY OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL (ilu!)

GO FORTH, MY DEAR! GO DEFEAT THE GLOOM AND COME BACK VICTORIOUS! *waves you off from the ramparts*