YEEESSSS. And when it is all about to blow up in their faces and the bride is in tears and Arthur does not know what to do because that mascara is going everywhere and is going to RUIN her Vera Wang, Eames manages to talk her out of her cold feet and leaving her fiance jilted at the alter and walks her down the aisle himself and everyone is like, 'AAAWWWW' and Arthur is like, 'phew', and then raises his champagne glass across the room to Eames at the reception and is like, THAT'S why I need him.
ALSO: Ariadne is the sensible and long-suffering bridesmaid OR Robert is the baffled groom who does not know WHAT TO MAKE of Eames.
This will be epic.
MINE IS JUST CRAZY. Arthur is CelebrityChef!Cobb's Maitre d'. Yusuf is a pastry chef. Mal is the restaurant critic who can make or break them.
It is SO RIDICULOUS THAT IT MAKES ME WHAT TO PUT MY HEAD ON THE TRAIN TRACKS.
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ALSO: Ariadne is the sensible and long-suffering bridesmaid OR Robert is the baffled groom who does not know WHAT TO MAKE of Eames.
This will be epic.
MINE IS JUST CRAZY. Arthur is CelebrityChef!Cobb's Maitre d'. Yusuf is a pastry chef. Mal is the restaurant critic who can make or break them.
It is SO RIDICULOUS THAT IT MAKES ME WHAT TO PUT MY HEAD ON THE TRAIN TRACKS.