Puck just wants to get some ass, okay, if he's less than particular about who he gets it from, then... Actually the only people who care are the ones who should be glad he's punching them in the head way less often now. So maybe he'll draw them a chart some time that shows why they should never discourage him getting laid by anyone ever.

LOL I haven't actually been reading Glee fic lately. I need to. That might make the bakery thing easier, right? But... yeah, I've seen enough before that... Blerg.

Dude, Finn calls spoons! Artie gets banjo. And Kurt swears--he swears if any of them show up in overalls and/or flannel, he will turn them all into roadkill.