I'll be honest, I sort of thought I was kidding, too

[angelgazing]

So, remember when I said I was just going to WRITE ALL THE CLICHES?

Apparently I was serious.

A poll!

[Poll #1621184]

Look, I gave you clicky boxes. CLICKY BOXES. I didn't even subject you to radio buttons. I'm hoping that will make you forgive my extreme lameness while I go watch Castle and eat a lot of ice cream to ignore the parts of my day that weren't filled with Arthur, Eames and ridiculous fanfic cliches.



* Featuring: A kissing booth, getting shoved together by a crowd, and being locked together in a closet!

** Totally what it says on the tin. With bonus snuggling for warmth to survive.

*** I, in this instance, meaning you.

Comments

[sleepismyfriend.livejournal.com]

Eames and Arthur is like a crossbreed of your Harry/Draco and your Sirius/Remus, both of which were excellent.

I have no say in this, but I just wanted to point that out. :D

SMILEY MITCHELL IS SMILEY OKAY?! AND PERFECT FOR COMMENTING ON YOUR LJ.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

...Thank you?

I'm not sure I've never written anything this ridiculous before, but, hey with that crossbreed... Well, I did the amnesia one. But it was just depressing.

MITCHELL. HI. HI, MITCHELL. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO CRY?

[sleepismyfriend.livejournal.com]

MITCHELL DOES NOT CRY. HE BROODS. HE IS OUR EMO!WOOBIE!VAMPIRE.

In which case, if none of those ideas above work out, you could just write not!sosekrit George/Mitchell boyfriendhood, and I'm pretty sure it would be close to the actual show. With Annie snarkage.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HE HAS TEARS IN HIS EYES.

Also: OT3!

Also x2: I need to watch series twoooo. ::whines about homework::

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

The capslocks gets me every time. It's not even fair. ;__;

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I'm not sure what grammar rule it is that requires the use of capslock, but I know it's there! I can't type it without caps! It just looks sad then.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Danny/Rusty meet Arthur/Eames!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

BUT HOW COULD IT EVER BE RIDICULOUS ENOUGH, VIC?

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Eames and Rusty bonding over shiny shirts and snackfoods! Danny wondering if he was ever as young as Arthur (Arthur insisting he's not as young as all that!). They could play kitten poker in a dream! I don't even care! I just want them bantering and challenging each other to impossible heists! You can do it!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

There would be, like, 8 aces on the table by the end of that poker game. Also, impossible heists seems like the sort of thing that would require, I don't know, plot.

Although Danny's horror at Arthur looks all of 15 will probably never stop being amusing ever. Ever.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

No, they can just TALK about impossible heists! They don't have to actually pull one off!

Although Danny's horror at Arthur looks all of 15 will probably never stop being amusing ever. Ever.

And you have your opening sentence right there!

Rusty thinks Danny's horror at how Arthur still looks fifteen will never stop being funny. Seeing it almost makes losing the first hand to Eames worth it.