a strong year, with a bright, bright sun

[angelgazing]

Hey! It's the return of the meme things!

For musesfool: Veronica Mars, Neal Caffery, Mal Cobb, Kurt Hummel, Wendy Watson, Brendon Urie and Gus are an extraction team - who is the point man, the architect, the forger, etc.? Obviously, though Mal may have more experience, no one is going to get the answers like Veronica Mars: Extractor. Mal has the experience, and she's working this one as an architect. Wendy is running point, because she's a total badass like that. Gus is using his years of experience as a pharmaceutical sales rep. to play chemist. Kurt is the client and the tourist. He hired the team to extract from Brendon Urie (the mark) WHEN THE HELL THE NEW PANIC CD IS GOING TO COME OUT ALREADY, JFC. Neal, naturally, is the forger Veronica brings from her former FBI contacts to, you know, seduce the answer out of the mark.

Mal Reynolds and Noah Puckerman are secretly married. How do Arthur and Shawn Spencer respond when they find out? Who on the list knew it all along?Arthur and Shawn find out and are the least surprised ever, because those two are not easy people to sneak things past. Also, Shawn was totally Mal's slightly drunken best man, in a pinch, because he is way better at it than a goat. Gus knew all along, because he was the one Shawn called to come bail him out when he got picked up for public intox. as he was walking (the wrong direction) home.

Gus and Eames are secretly mutants. What are their superpowers? Wow, two of the most obvious mutant super powers ever. Eames, of course, is a shape shifter. Gus has the super sniffer can tap dance like a mofo can spell long words and correct grammar before he's even had coffee or a muffin.

Part III coming soon!

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Man, Veronica Mars: Extractor, with Wendy Watson as her point person is a scary, scary thought. And of course Neal is the forger. Heh. That worked out perfectly.

Also, I am trying to imagine Mal and Puck married in a way that doesn't end in bloodshed, but it's not working. Hee!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

No one would stand a chance against that team, okay. No one.

I think a Mal and Puck marriage would require a lot of alcohol. There would be a lot of fights at first, but eventually--after a lot of bloodshed--Puck would learn what a real badass is like, and things would start to get a little bit easier, if not less violent. Mostly they steal things and pick up women, so that's fun.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

Dude. DUDE, I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF SOME NEAL CAFFERY SEDUCING BRENDON URIE.

JFC, YES. (Also, Spencer would be soooo unimpressed. Seriously.)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

BRENDON WOULD BE MOST IMPRESSED WITH HATS, OKAY.

Also, allow me to direct you to, achm, some very important literature: Right here (http://community.livejournal.com/whitecollar_tv/377800.html).

I, um, maybe keep opening that one. ::hands::

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Also, I totally had a dream last night were Mozzie was a Shawn/Lassiter shipper. It was all a metaphor for how much he thinks Neal and Peter should be doing it, obviously.

... You know what would be awesome? A HIGH SCHOOL AU where Neal is some suave teacher person, and Brendon is, you know, Brendon. Naturally, Neal tries to show him the way. And Spencer is unimpressed. And refuses to be an accessory for a crime. Unless his refusal would, you know, lead to more Brendon and Neal alone time. In which case, TRY AND KEEP HIM AWAY HE DARES YOU.

[sleepismyfriend.livejournal.com]

WHY IS THERE NO SHAWN? WHY? YOU CAN'T HAVE GUS PLAYING SUPER AWESOME CHEMIST AND NOT HAVE SHAWN'S MUG SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE!