Well, you shouldn't complain. I mean, your brain does have a point! (omg have you read that one? I am still starry eyed!)
HELLO! I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY HEART, I ONLY HAVE MY SOUL TO OFFER YOU THIS TIME! I've sort of been in love with you since you wrote me a dissertation on how Disney cartoons were actually much more damaging to a child's developing psyche than the Grimm versions of the same tales I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE WRITTEN A PAPER LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! THERE WERE FOOTNOTES! OMG! I love you, okay? You'll have to accept this as a fact of life.
I don't care if the titles are serious! They are beautiful! They make for, uh, a poetic contrast with the sunshine-and-candy flavor of your stories. They, hmm, enhance their literary value. And stuff.
Which awards it ten thousand bajillions points already!
HELLO! I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY HEART, I ONLY HAVE MY SOUL TO OFFER YOU THIS TIME!
I've sort of been in love with you since you wrote me a dissertation on how Disney cartoons were actually much more damaging to a child's developing psyche than the Grimm versions of the same tales I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE WRITTEN A PAPER LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! THERE WERE FOOTNOTES! OMG! I love you, okay? You'll have to accept this as a fact of life.
I don't care if the titles are serious! They are beautiful! They make for, uh, a poetic contrast with the sunshine-and-candy flavor of your stories. They, hmm, enhance their literary value. And stuff.