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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2010-02-09 02:34 am

oh noes! someone is wrong on the internet!

Dear Internet,

Helpful tip: when insulting the intelligence of another person, it might be best if you followed a few simple steps.
1. Abusing the apostrophe will gain you no ground, sir. Kindly refrain from contractions if you're going to continue to do it wrong.
2. You should probably go ahead and spell out all of your words. Yes, even "be." I know that "e" at the end is so troublesome and tiring to press, but let's go ahead and assume that, at least, is for the good of the nation.
3. While it may have worked in the fifth grade, calling other people names as an adult doesn't make you seem any better by comparison. In fact, it points out how very weak your argument is that you had to resort to the internet equivalent of kindergarten playground interactions.

These are, of course, only the basics.

Thank you and goodnight,
Me



So, basically I made the mistake of reading comments posted to the Jon Stewart interview on Bill O'Reilly.

In HAPPIER NEWS, HAVE YOU SEE THIS NEWS? It gets caps from GLEE, not rage. I'm hoping the universe has decided to make up for... 75% of everything else in my life at the moment by presenting me with what appears to be an actual chance to get the exact RDJ/Jensen Ackles fic my heart has been pining after for a while now to happen in real actual life with the idea of Jensen Ackles in a superhero costume.

The internet, she gives and she takes and she gives and she takes.

[identity profile] imagines.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAH HOLY SHIT. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT? I mean... RIGHT?

I'm pretty sure if it turned out to be true and actually a thing that happened... Frankly, someone would have to support me so I could spend all day everyday making heart hands or writing Iron Man/Captain America fic.

Also, the world might implode from the concentration of HOT.

[identity profile] imagines.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT IMPLOSION. ...and your fic. Oh yes.

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T BE THE BEST OF ALL WAYS TO GO. IN AN IMPLOSION OF HOT, I MEAN. Honestly, the fact that it doesn't exist is a fail of epic proportions that the universe and the internet should really band together to correct as soon as technologically possible.