add it up and give a shit

[angelgazing]

Jesus Christ, today is not a good day.

Tell me a joke?

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[myrafur.livejournal.com]

You know what happens when you leave your frog in a no-parking zone?

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

...

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

It gets toad.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That is awesome. Thank you! :D

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make mine One with Everything"

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HEE!

[prophetic.livejournal.com]

Then the monk says to the hot dog vendor, "What about my change?"

And the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HEE! That is hilarious.

Laughing goes a long way to making me less sad. ::hugs::