file under: things I'll learn to regret

[angelgazing]

Consider this a legally binding internet contract, posted here so I have a place to point, when luzdeestrellas loses like the giant loser that she is, and the fails to pay up, like the giant loser that she is. Also, I need witness signatures, please.

1) From October 21, 2009, henceforth known as now, until December 31, 2009, henceforth known as the end of the year, I, angelgazing will be racing with luzdeestrellas (loser), to see who ends up with the highest posted fictional story word count at the end of the year.

2) The loser of this competition (luzdeestrellas), will owe the winner (me), a story of their won choosing, no later than March 15, 2010.

3) Extended absences, vacations, academic requirements of a ridiculous nature, fandom hate and/or despair do not exempt either competitor from the competition. Total word count of posted stories will be tallied on January 1, 2010, and a winner and loser declared. Failure to produce said word count, for any reason, is a loss.

4) Failure of the loser (luzdeestrellas) to comply with the terms listed in the second paragraph of this contract, will be considered default. Losers found to be in default of terms will be opened to public ridicule, loss of the internet, and even failure at life.


Signed,
angelgazing
October 21, 2009

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm a notary in the state of New York, so if you wanted to draw this up and sign it, and provide me with ID, I could notarize it for you. *g*

In the meantime, consider it witnessed, though I am still a little miffed I was not asked to participate.

[prophetic.livejournal.com]

Witnesseth,
prophetic

[laurificus.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm not entirely sure, but I have suspicions that repeatedly declaring yourself the winner in the terms might well void the whole thing. I'm just, you know, putting that out there. (Also, I've just figured out why you asked if I didn't have some kind of law degree. I forgot to answer that, and also forgot to ask why I was answering.)

Anyway, I, luzdeestrellas, do hereby sign and agree and so on and whatnot.