Well. Hell.

So like, I had this post. And then it was gone.

::boggles:: WTF, LJ? WTF?

(I still need to make t-shirts with a bush on the front that say "WTF, America, WTF?" And feel free to take that to mean any kind of bush you like. :p)

The gist of it was something like: heart you all for Snaps Cup love. Don't know how to do hearts. Or bullets. Am secretly a 12 year old girl, when I'm not being a 12 year old boy. Use 'teh' still, even though 'teh' has died the way of internet fads, out of laziness. Cannot spell. Suck at writing. Wrote 300 words of CSI that may be vaguely Nick/Gregish. Won't admit to it, because ew. (Ew to the fic. not ew to Nick/Greg. I OTP in their general direction. Stupid CSI writers and producers not letting them have scenes together anymore. Bastards. And hey, Chrystal, did you know the guy who plays Bobby (culy hair, Texas accent, gun guy) is gay? And so is teh character, apparently. he was supposed to come out but they cut it at the last minute. He took some time off for a while there because he and his partner adopted a little girl. Do I have any idea why you might care? No. But there you go.) Really though, hearts to you all for the Snaps Cup love.

Wee! I finally finished one! Hey, it's later. :p

( Eos Dragging Twilight - 388 words - Sirius/Remus - R )

Erm. It's been a long day, and I slept through most of it. Dentists are evil and I'm a little bit fuzzy, still, though that's probably from the sleeping thing. Let me just say: OW. And also: ::sulks:: Anyway, figured I might as well stick this up here since I haven't before. ::shrugs::

title: Twenty-Five Ways the World Isn't Over: As Brought to You by Three Apocalypse Happy Fandoms and Tori Amos
fandoms: BtVS, HP and GO
ratings: Erm. Various. From one end to the other.
pairings/characters: Spike/Buffy, Harry/Draco and Aziraphale/Crowley mainly, but also Dawn, Giles, Xander, Hermione/Ginny, gen, Sirius, Regulus, Adam and The Them.
notes: Written for carbonized for her birthday and just... not posted. The title for every ficlet is also a Tori Amos song. And um. There is het in these ficlets. And gen. What's up with that, really? I don't know.


(Twenty-Five Ways the World Isn't Over)

I am doomed.

I am very, very doomed. I even make a song to that effect. It goes like this:

Doomed-Doomed-Doomed-DoomedDoomedDoomedDoomedDoomed

Sadly there are no dance steps to go with it. Though in my head Bugs Bunny is popping up cause apparently I really was brainwashed by too much television as a child. You have to be in my head to get the connection I think.

Anyway, so, yeah. DOOMED.

It's like, a thing. The stressing I wasn't doing last night came up to bite me in the ass about ten minutes ago. Now I'm all with the "oh-holy-fuck-what-is-wrong-with-me-I'll-never-make-it-work-oh-no-oh-god-oh-fuck." Again, it's a thing in my head. ::shrugs::

So, in an effort to, you know, pretend I don't suck.

The first part of the first attempt at the O11 ficathon piece, which will never ever be used as anything else so now it's here as something just a little over a drabble.

( 136 words of Danny and Rusty behind the cut )


Really, I'm sort of fond of that part, but the rest of it is better in the new version. I swear it is.

title: Of Movement and Not Standing Still
fandom: Las Vegas
rating: BKON (Boy Kissing, Oh Noes)
summary: Danny isn't gay.
words: 830
warnings: Er. Minor traces of het? And rare fandomness.
notes: Thanks to sleepismyfriend for the once over.

( Danny isn't gay )

title: The Goldfish's Song of the Sea
rating: Vague boy touching?
fandom: Lost; Jack/Boone
summary: Freedom isn't free.
word count: 533
notes: For affectations, for rocking and having good taste and stuffs. Bonus points to those who can pick out my favorite line.

( The Goldfish's Song of the Sea )

title: Fall Line
author: Chrystal! No, alright, it was me. No, it was Chrystal. She did it!
rating: Pft. Nothing near the show's.
words: 840
summary: None of it's what it should be when the story is told.
notes: ::hides::

( Sean/Christian sort of yay! )

Here is the first installment of what I like to call my Alphaficlets. Or, my Ficlet Project of Doom. You should be able ot figure out why. You should also know that the term ficlet should in no way be taken to mean a certain thing, because I cannot limit myself to 1000 words most of the time. Well, actually I only really cheated on one...

( Abomination - PG - HP - Remus/Sirius )


( Brotherhood - PG - HP - Ron, Harry/Ron if you squint )


( Choice - R - HP - Remus/Lily )


( Dream - PG-13 - JoA - Joan, sorta Joan/God )


( Ego - NC-17 - HP - Sirius/Remus* )


::runs away::
* musesfool is to blame for this. I said I couldn't do it and oh, but I was right.