Hee, here's my self-prescribed get-over-the-blushing exercise: get yourself a blank screen or a piece of paper & a pen, and write the word "cock" about fifty times. Then draw one. A big one. Like, complete with details. Then resume writing porn. :D

My "unexpected places" are usually non-porny places - I just introduce the porn somewhere else, that's all. :) It's a good time. Like, my last ficlet "Cookies" - the prompt was "You want me to put that where?", and I made it be about Draco putting the baking powder into the dough. :) Of course, they also had rampant sex on the floor later, so whatever. But that's what I mean about being unexpected. Because the prompt itself was quite porny, and I like to be unpredictable. :D