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angelgazing) wrote2005-02-23 12:16 am
angelgazing) wrote2005-02-23 12:16 am
rants and raves in the form letters unsent
Dear UPfuckingN,
I hate your breathing guts and I hope that if my show gets canceled that you finally give that last gasp of life as you choke on your own shit in the most painful ways imaginable.
I spent two weeks talking up Veronica Mars, I've fallen in love with this show a hundred times over and when you finally get a chance to make the ratings go up with Alyson Hannigan showing up you PREEMPT THE FUCKING SHOW FOR BASKETBALL?!?!
No love,
Me
--
Dear Rob Thomas,
I love your show. I am this close to fangirling you.
But for honestly now, knock it off with the polygon love thingy... I have my couples all nice and set, you see, I don't need you doing something to make me decide that, well, maybe there is something to this Logan/Veronica thing when clearly Logan is in love with Duncan!
Blah. Logan/Veronica/Weevil OT3!
Never mind.
Keep up the good work,
Fangirl #986765
--
Dear You Must Be Gellin' Commercial,
Seriously. Knock it off. All I ever hear when this plays is "you must be jillin'" and I just don't need to have my mind boggled by the boys saying that to each other.
Go away,
Me
--
Dear Pepsi,
Why must you be so addictive?
Yours forever,
The Faithful Addict
--
Dear Writing,
Why must you be so hard?
Remember in the old days when you didn't have to fight with me all the time? Remember when you would sit down with me and we'd write something decent in no time at all? Don't you miss those days?
I know I do,
Not That Masochistic
--
Dear Twin,
You totes need to give yourself a break once in a while. You're better than you think you are.
Unsappily,
Your Twin
--
Dear Hottie McHotpants,
If I could go through life with half of your talent I might just be happy with myself more often than content.
Always amazed,
Your Super Sekrit Stalker
--
Dear Vile Enabler,
You are so brilliant it never fails to blow me away. I have yet to see anything that you cannot do. And I love that you get my obsessions.
Love,
Me
--
Dear One and Only,
See above. Add super crushing.
Kisses,
Your Sex Bean
--
Dear Charlie,
OMG COME BE MY SUPER HOT MATH GEEK!
EVA WON'T MIND!
Love,
Fangirl #986765
--
Dear Remix,
I promise not to hate you if you promise to start working with me?
Hopefully,
Me
--
Dear Procrastination,
I think you might be my best friend and my worst enemy.
Oxymoronically yours,
Me
I hate your breathing guts and I hope that if my show gets canceled that you finally give that last gasp of life as you choke on your own shit in the most painful ways imaginable.
I spent two weeks talking up Veronica Mars, I've fallen in love with this show a hundred times over and when you finally get a chance to make the ratings go up with Alyson Hannigan showing up you PREEMPT THE FUCKING SHOW FOR BASKETBALL?!?!
No love,
Me
--
Dear Rob Thomas,
I love your show. I am this close to fangirling you.
But for honestly now, knock it off with the polygon love thingy... I have my couples all nice and set, you see, I don't need you doing something to make me decide that, well, maybe there is something to this Logan/Veronica thing when clearly Logan is in love with Duncan!
Blah. Logan/Veronica/Weevil OT3!
Never mind.
Keep up the good work,
Fangirl #986765
--
Dear You Must Be Gellin' Commercial,
Seriously. Knock it off. All I ever hear when this plays is "you must be jillin'" and I just don't need to have my mind boggled by the boys saying that to each other.
Go away,
Me
--
Dear Pepsi,
Why must you be so addictive?
Yours forever,
The Faithful Addict
--
Dear Writing,
Why must you be so hard?
Remember in the old days when you didn't have to fight with me all the time? Remember when you would sit down with me and we'd write something decent in no time at all? Don't you miss those days?
I know I do,
Not That Masochistic
--
Dear Twin,
You totes need to give yourself a break once in a while. You're better than you think you are.
Unsappily,
Your Twin
--
Dear Hottie McHotpants,
If I could go through life with half of your talent I might just be happy with myself more often than content.
Always amazed,
Your Super Sekrit Stalker
--
Dear Vile Enabler,
You are so brilliant it never fails to blow me away. I have yet to see anything that you cannot do. And I love that you get my obsessions.
Love,
Me
--
Dear One and Only,
See above. Add super crushing.
Kisses,
Your Sex Bean
--
Dear Charlie,
OMG COME BE MY SUPER HOT MATH GEEK!
EVA WON'T MIND!
Love,
Fangirl #986765
--
Dear Remix,
I promise not to hate you if you promise to start working with me?
Hopefully,
Me
--
Dear Procrastination,
I think you might be my best friend and my worst enemy.
Oxymoronically yours,
Me