Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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By sheer force of will Danny manages not to say anything until they're back in the car, on the highway - someplace Steve can't run away from.

“I’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark here, and honest to God I hope I’m wrong – do not get used to hearing me say that, by the way – but I have to ask. Is it that you don’t want a girl? Because that would be... just, completely fucked up, Steven, I’m telling you.”

"No, that's not it," Steve replies, in that same creepy, flat tone he'd used on Malia.

"Oh good. I'm glad we cleared that up. But it does beg the question: what the fuck? Hello? Are you awake over there? Because you sound like Judge Dredd and it’s freaking me the fuck out. Listen to me; you’re making me swear. Do you know how much I hate people who can’t articulate their thoughts without swearing? It should be sparing, like punctuation, not every other fucking word.”

Aww, Steve... don't worry, babe, Danny's there to help :)

Eep! I can't believe it's been so long since I last updated /o\

Thanks for sticking with me.

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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