Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

The Rules

♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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There's a lot of uneven breathing as Steve leans to Danny's side and falls pretty well over. He manages to toss an arm over Danny's waist as he curls against his side and mouths at his shoulder.

"Seriously," Danny says at some point, "seriously, we could have been doing that for months-"

Steve laughs against Danny's skin, sweaty from sex and Steve's mouth, and rubs his thumb across Danny's hip. "We can do it for months from now on," he promises.

"Years," Danny corrects him. "Years and years of that, that's what I'm talking about. That's the kind of sex I want to be having for the rest of my life." There's a drawn-out pause before he adds, "I have literally no brain-to-mouth filter after sex, so please ignore what I'm saying right now."

"What, like you have such an effective brain-to-mouth filter the rest of the time? Like you're not always just spitting out whatever's crossing your mind-"

"Not true, Steven, or I would have told you exactly what you look like in those tight shirts and cargo pants and we could have gotten to this a lot sooner-"

"What do I like like, hmm?" Steve grins, propping himself up on an elbow so he can look down at Danny. "What would you have said?"

"That you walk around in that clothing that doesn't hide anything, that I can see how you get off on chasing people down, on the adrenaline, and it makes me want to do insane shit like go down on you in the car after we cuff the bastard we're chasing because I can see how it makes you half-hard in your pants and I just want my mouth on your-"

"Jesus," Steve breathes as he leans in to crush his mouth to Danny's. "Okay, yeah, that would have gotten us here a lot sooner."

Danny shrugs a shoulder. "We're here now."

"Mhmm," Steve agrees. "We're here now."

@.@ there should be so much more of this. <3 <3 <3

Well... there might be a story about what Danny's talking about, with Steve and adrenaline and the car... *cough cough*

Er, sorry, end of shameless self-promotion :D

i read it :) there should still be more!

I feel like the only proper response to this is as follows:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Danny without a brain-to-mouth filter is delightful >:D

:D Thanks so much! And yeah, Danny needs to lose that brain-to-mouth filter around Steve a little more often, I think :D

OMG I don't know how I missed the rest of this, but it's AWESOME. Awesomely delicious. And hot. And I love No!Filter!Danny so very, very much. :D

Hee, thanks :D

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Thanks dear! :D

*guh* *guh* *guh* So hot. Loved it. They are such goofs! I love that cliche :) Nicely done. All of the round robiners :)

Thanks :)

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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