Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
♥ Have fun and be kind. ♥♥♥

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This time it earns Steve a sharp nip to his earlobe and Danny’s hand moving away from his dick to yank his shorts down to his thighs. Then Danny fumbles with the buttons on the fly of his boxers – Steve has given him so much shit for owning silk underwear but right now he couldn’t care less – and finally his cock is sliding against Steve’s skin, slipping up the crack of his ass and leaving a sticky trail on the small of his back.

Danny bites at Steve's shoulder, at his throat, sucks Steve's earlobe back into his mouth to tease at the scar tissue with teeth and tongue and just the right pressure (Steve's glad he had to take out the earring because he's pretty damn sure that if Danny was tugging on it right now Steve would've shot his load embarrassingly fast).

And the whole time the motherfucker is rolling his hips and jacking Steve's cock wickedly slow. Like he knows he's got Steve exactly where he wants him for precisely as long as he wants. Danny rolls his hips forward again and again, moaning right in Steve's ear when the contact gets too much, and fuck, that is just playing dirty.

“Danny.”

“You want something, babe?” Danny says, and Steve can tell the bastard is grinning by the stretch of his lips against Steve’s skin.

Steve reaches a hand back and vindictively musses Danny’s hair. “Quit playing around.”

“Quit playing around, huh? Why would you say that to me? I have been the perfect gentleman.” Danny punctuates his sentence by biting down on Steve’s shoulder again, hard enough to cause a spike of pain, and then presses a kiss to the same spot.

Steve snorts. “You sure about that?

“I’m sure. Dead certain. One hundred percent positive.”

"Well, then, who am I to argue? Sir," Steve adds, just for the hell of it.

Danny growls and uses his free hand to give Steve a sharp pinch. “You are nothing but trouble,” he complains. “It’s not enough that I let you drive my car, because you are a crazy freak with control issues – not a garden variety control freak but a crazy freak with control issues. And now I can’t talk to anybody from back home without prior approval? I do not think so, sweetheart.” Danny twists his wrist, making Steve curse and buck his hips and completely lose the comeback he’d had on the tip of his tongue.

“Right now I should be sleeping instead of giving you an abject lesson in trust,” Danny continues, and then pauses to suck on Steve’s neck some more.

“I feel for you, buddy,” Steve says, grinning when Danny sputters in annoyance.

“I… That is… You never learn.”

*g* priceless!

I loved this! Great use of a great cliche-their banter is fantastic!

Ahhh such a cruel place to stop! D:

waaaah, this is something lovely and i need more of it in my life :DDD

Love this!!! A JealousSteve story is a win in my book...

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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