I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT. I HAVE... "MURDER MYSTERY, I SHOULD THINK OF ONE." /o\

Yours is soooo much more thrilling already. ALREADY.

But no! Mine will be all banter and very little actual plot. Surfaaaace surface surface. OPTIONAL DETAILS ARE OPTIONAL, RIGHT? /o\ /o\ I couldn't write angst to save my life.