IT IS MOSTLY JUST RIDICULOUS, BUT SO IS EVERYTHING I WRITE EVER. IT'S LIKE, A DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC AT THIS POINT. I BLAME aredblush AND HER CARE BEARS, OKAY.

But I am totally glad you liked it! LOL I think, at the end of the day, Arthur would make it his mission to tear Eames away from the evening news. Hmmm...