I don't know, I don't know! But I would totally read this story!

I can't write it because I can't even get my arse in gear to finsh the other things I have started. But, yes. I would read the hell out of any story where Cobb spends all his time trying to dodge flying teaspoons which want to stick to him! Poor magnetic Cobb.

OH GOD PERHAPS I WILL WRITE THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW. /O\