"And you'll understand, won't you," Eames asks the kid, smile slipping finally, "if his hands are the only ones allowed in my pants without some serious repercussions."
God, I actually choked on a laugh at that. Personally I'd take said repercussions, but that's me. Also, I love that they ganged up on that poor kid, not that he didn't deserve it, but I bet he wet himself.

"Age is just a number, completely meaningless when it comes to a love like mine and Claudia's, Eames."
Because of this, it took me twice as long to read this because I got distracted by drooling - and not for the first time - at the proof of their love.

Everything about this was beyond glorious and adorable, and the ending! With the bear and Eames with his master of subtlety, and I just love them - I love the way you portray them. And I laughed most of the way through it between awhing. I'll shut up and go be giddy elsewhere.