I have not read the fic (although I am sure it is awesome!) because I am on my way out, but in response to your True Story: I once got an anonymous text from someone who called me 'hun' and was asking if I wanted free Ann Summers merchandise. I ignored it and the next day got a text from the same number being all 'Hm, think I got the wrong number. Sorry sorry!' I was like, 'yeah, I don't know you.' But then they still told me this story of how their friend had just opened an adult store and they were now stuck with all this surplus stock they were trying to give to people for free. And I was like 'I STILL DON'T KNOW YOU AND DON'T WANT YOUR SEX TOYS.'

Also a true story. :)