OH GOD, SO THE EAMES THE GANGSTER TRYING TO MAKE RIGHT WITH THE DAUGHTER WHO IS BASICALLY THE SISTER ON (500) day of Summer AND ARTHUR HER TEACHER WHO EAMES TOTALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH IDEA? TOTALLY JUST THE TOM/JOE ROMCOM OF MY DREAMS. I TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA WHILE ACTUALLY WATCHING (500) days AND THINKING, "WHY, WHY SO NOT NOT IN A ROMCOM TOGETHER TOM AND JOE?"

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR RIDICULOUS AU THEORY, BUT CLEARLY I AM TESTING IT. God, there really can never be enough JGL or T-Hard, though. I... may have to rewatch RocknRolla and (500) days now...