Arthur fears for the days when Cobb will have to deny his actual daughter something she wants.

That line makes me want a fic where Phillipa and Ariadne gang up on Cobb to get what they want.

I wish I could leave you a review telling you how much I adore this cracky piece of awesomeness, but I can't see for laughing and I must now go out and buy my daughter a bunch of care bears. (Do they still make those? I don't know, but I haven't seen any in years.)

I <3 this.