OH GOD. ARIADNE AND YUSUF MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO FIND OUT ALL THE THINGS ABOUT ARTHUR'S SUPER SECRET INTERNET BOYFRIEND!
MEANWHILE back at the ranch ARTHUR FIGURES OUT ALLFORGUEUDARLING'S TRUE IDENTITY WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AND EAMES DOES SOMETHING THAT ALLFORGEYOUDARLING WAS TALKING ABOUT. OR. I DON'T KNOW. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO MEET AND ARTHUR SEES HIM AND FREAKS OUT. AND ANYWAY ARTHUR IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS BOSS TO HIS BOSS AND ALSO IT TURNS OUT HE SORT OF HATES THE MAN HE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? AND EAMES/ALLFORGEUDARLING IS ALL DISTRAUGHT LOOKING, BUT ARTHUR HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY TO HIM, OR HOW TO 'FESS UP TO THE WHOLE MESS. SO HE JUST SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AROUND EAMES TRYING NOT TO BLUSH AND/OR LOOKING LIKE HE IS DOING AN EXCELLENT IMPRESSION OF A VERY IMPECCABLY DRESSED FISH.
MEANWHILE, ARIADNE AND YUSUF'S SNEAKING AROUND HAS UNCOVERED WHO THE EMAIL BELONGS TO. THEY DON'T MEAN TO GOSSIP, HONESTLY, ESPECIALLY WITH THE SAITO DEAL COMING UP. BUT FISCHER, WHO WANTS TO PUT A WRENCH IN THE SAITO TAKE OVER PLANS OVERHEARS...
ARTHUR AND EAMES WALK IN TO THE OFFICE AT THE SAME TIME THE NEXT DAY, BICKERING OVER THEIR COFFEE. AND MAYBE ARTHUR IS SMILING JUST A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE AND EAMES HAVE GROWN CLOSER. AND EVERYONE STOPS TO STARE, BECAUSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS ARTHUR ONLY GOT THE JOB BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH EAMES, AND ALL THEIR FIGHTS WERE JUST LOVERS QUARRELS AND THIS IS HOW EAMES FINDS OUT THAT ARTHUR IS...
I can't think of a good e-mail address for Arthur. D:
like You've Got Mail, but better, because there's no Meg Ryan!
MEANWHILE
back at the ranchARTHUR FIGURES OUT ALLFORGUEUDARLING'S TRUE IDENTITY WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AND EAMES DOES SOMETHING THAT ALLFORGEYOUDARLING WAS TALKING ABOUT. OR. I DON'T KNOW. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO MEET AND ARTHUR SEES HIM AND FREAKS OUT. AND ANYWAY ARTHUR IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS BOSS TO HIS BOSS AND ALSO IT TURNS OUT HE SORT OF HATES THE MAN HE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? AND EAMES/ALLFORGEUDARLING IS ALL DISTRAUGHT LOOKING, BUT ARTHUR HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY TO HIM, OR HOW TO 'FESS UP TO THE WHOLE MESS. SO HE JUST SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AROUND EAMES TRYING NOT TO BLUSH AND/OR LOOKING LIKE HE IS DOING AN EXCELLENT IMPRESSION OF A VERY IMPECCABLY DRESSED FISH.MEANWHILE, ARIADNE AND YUSUF'S SNEAKING AROUND HAS UNCOVERED WHO THE EMAIL BELONGS TO. THEY DON'T MEAN TO GOSSIP, HONESTLY, ESPECIALLY WITH THE SAITO DEAL COMING UP. BUT FISCHER, WHO WANTS TO PUT A WRENCH IN THE SAITO TAKE OVER PLANS OVERHEARS...
ARTHUR AND EAMES WALK IN TO THE OFFICE AT THE SAME TIME THE NEXT DAY, BICKERING OVER THEIR COFFEE. AND MAYBE ARTHUR IS SMILING JUST A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE AND EAMES HAVE GROWN CLOSER. AND EVERYONE STOPS TO STARE, BECAUSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS ARTHUR ONLY GOT THE JOB BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH EAMES, AND ALL THEIR FIGHTS WERE JUST LOVERS QUARRELS AND THIS IS HOW EAMES FINDS OUT THAT ARTHUR IS...
I can't think of a good e-mail address for Arthur. D: