That's fine, that's fine. I can see you don't really want ALL THE CLICHES. That's okay.

Because, honestly, AMNESIAC PLATONIC BED SHARING FAKE BOYFRIENDS! So, so many things I love. THEY ARE BASICALLY ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED, VIC. FAKE BOYFRIENDS HOW ARE ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED! :DD

I'm still not getting dragged into your weird masochistic new OTP though. I WANT SHINY HAPPY THINGS. GIVE ME ALL THE SHINY HAPPY THINGS.