I JUST GAVE IN AND BOUGHT IT ON WALMART.COM, BECAUSE IT'S RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ANYWAY.

Also, it's one of those things. Uh, to quote the movie, "This isn't a love story, it's a story about love." And it just takes all the rom com conventions and sort of says fuck them. I adore it.

HEE! It could totally be worse though! You could have been singing Fuck You while dancing passed the cake mixes. Besides, that sort of thing just makes other people smile. Really, it was a public service you were doing there.