Porn is hard. (...No pun intended.) (Okay, fine, that's a lie.)

This idea distracted me! I'm trying to do homework, and I just ended up writing, "the program runs suggestively." ::headdesk::

It's not, Eames laughs, it's not that he hasn't wanted Arthur since the first time he completely refused to flirt back. It's just that as much as he wants Arthur, he would also like to keep his bollocks, come the time that whatever is going on here wears off. Eames is a bad man, and he enjoys stealing things and lying and flirting shamelessly, but he is not so bad a man as to take advantage of a good mate of his to get what he's been wanting for so very, very long. And if Arthur could please, please, please, stop asking Eames to fuck him, that would be endlessly helpful and very much appreciated.