OH GOSH. SO. I AM LIKE 50 MINUTES IN and he's been punched SO MANY TIMES already and I am just like "heeeee!" especially when he beat up the football (?) player and the girl said "Was there a fight?" and all cocky-like he goes "Yeaaaah." And I think I don't find him attractive either except I want him to do me anyway, wtf? AND HIS HAIR. JFC HIS HAIR.

This film is 100% ridiculous, by the way. I spent a few minutes going "HIGH SCHOOLERS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!" until I just gave up and went with it, and now I find it completely hilarious and awesome.