It would be the most ridiculous thing ever! Arthur wants all weddings to be classy and traditional, and Eames wants everyone barefoot on a beach just because Arthur nearly had an aneurysm the one time Cobb accepted a job like that. The rest of the team, of course, is always secretly planning Eames and Arthur's wedding, because they know in their heart of hearts it's only a matter of time until Arthur gives in.

Seriously. I hate my brain so much. lol