Arthur would! He knows what it's like to be bullied and also sexually harassed, Eames. But Eames, you know, he understands Puck. It's out of love, obviously. It's not Puck's fault this Kurt fellow is too hung up on some mistaken comments--Or.... dumpster tosses. Whatever. The point is, they'll totally take the case, and it'll be awesome and not at all creepy. When Ariadne--and later Kurt--agrees with the non-creepy claim of it all, Arthur is forced to write off all of humanity as a lost cause. The lack of hope for his future that comes with that, breaks down is last wall, just in time for him to press Eames against one and kiss him.

It's all terribly romantic and vaguely film noir.