It is not my fault that Tom Hardy's mouth is like porn. And RDJ's shoulders! And Joseph Gordon-Levitt's everything. (Seriously, I've crushed on that dude since I was a kid watching Angels in the Outfield. I am not even gonna pretend otherwise.)

My to-do list is absolutely insane, and I've taken to working on anything not on it, which is worse. Masochism is like five steps behind me.